did you know only 1 in 10,000 gar are golden colored? and that i love them sosososososo much? and its my dream pet?
blorbo alignment chart where one axis is "doesn't need much therapy" vs "needs SO MUCH therapy". and the other axis is "would willingly attend therapy" vs "needs to be dragged, kicking and screaming, to therapy"
did i do it right
i have a terrible habit of sometimes just doing 100 squats in the shower. It’s right on the intersection of “hard enough it’ll fuck me up tomorrow” and “easy enough to be done on a whim” and i always regret it
See part of the issue is when i shower i look at my legs (which are like if a pair of festive christmas hams were solid muscle) and then i remember “oh yeah i can do 100 squats like nothing”
The process:
- Woah my legs are jacked
- *does a squat to grab shampoo*
- Hey what was that
- One squat is BASICALLY 5 squats. like just do it a few more times without really noticing and bam! 5 squats
- Might as well do 5 more that’s an even 10
- That wasn’t so hard
- Make it 20
- 5 more to a nice round 25
- Hey that’s a fourth of 100
- We can do that again. Let’s take a quick break and do the next set
- Ok that’s 50
- That’s probably enough
- Oops 75
- Well now I can’t NOT do 100
- Fuck
- Fuck
- Ow
- Fuck
- 100
hot. next question
nice try. also massive